Xander turning his back? That's entirely because he's walking over to the sheet-covered thing in the corner, and not because he's trying to hide the doofiest smile a human being has ever produced. Yup.

"There you go with the psychic powers again, ruining the surprise..."

If it's a package of ballpoint pens, it's a big one, since it's about as tall as Bridge. Xander points to it, indicating that Bridge should, you know. Unwrap it. As you do.