He was awake enough to form complete sentences, really, if he tried. "Jake borrowed my shirt? Not that I actually mind, but--" He paused. "Jake has a cheerleading outfit?"

Mental image number 1, neatly labeled "Fig. 1, Boy Jake," only increased the blinkiness, but "Fig. 2, Oh Yeah, Girl Jake" was almost enough to substitute for the lack of coffee in waking him up.