Xander rolled his eyes. "There was a boat, and it has sailed. Wave bye bye to the boat."

He shook his head. "I... yeah, actually kinda know people like that. Maybe not the genius part, but Buffy would do the asskicking thing without really caring whose ass it was, if something hurt one of her friends. She's got handy-dandy Chosen One asskicking powers, though, which I'm guessing your friend Jarod is a little lacking in."