The ... stairwell between the fifth and sixth floors.

[soldtoarmenians]

Really late early drunk.

Though Xander may well have thought it was the roof. It's about as far as he got after stumbling out of Rory's room and retrieving his laptop from 406.

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Daer Wilolw;

Srorry so long qwithout weriting. Stuff hap ppeyning. Lots of blcak spacevoska. Vodksa good/

You;d be proiud, i Aped an attle today. Aped an APPLE OMG cant type. Seeee above re vodska.

Kisssed a bucnh of guys an Cordry. Codry. Cordelia. WTF whycan i tpye htat????

Hated all butCord7. Cordy goood like alwas. liek, kssies that wiuld make you trn lobster rod good.

Boiykisssing suckde thoug.

Thimk mayebe I made it sukc because i was too arfaraid i'd like it.

yr drunklily;
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Comments

[soldtoarmenians]

"Something died in my mouth. And then all its friends and family came over and had a wake. Where they mistook paint thinner for booze. And then they all ate bad brie, got food poisoning, and died too. But they're still there, because nobody's found them yet. The neighbors hated the smell so much they just moved out and into my brainpan, where they're currently building a new rec room. With stapleguns."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Taking a seat next to him on the stairs, she rubbed his back sympathetically. "Poor Xander. Let's get you back to the room and showered. It'll make you feel much better."

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander blinked at her. "You know normally I'd say Best Roomie Ever, but a) I wasn't sure I could pronounce it right until I said it just now, b) talking is making the people with stapleguns angry, and c) I'm not sure our shower is big enough for two people. I could ask Angel, but I'm trying to deny the possibility that he knows."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

She thumped him, gently, out of respect for the staple gun people. "Xander! Dirty! Hungover or not, I think you can handle showering on your own." She grinned, "Besides, size isn't an issue. Any space is big enough if you don't mind getting up close and personal." And if she slid a little closer to him, it was only to watch his reaction.

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander blinked at her slowly, wincing each time as if even the blinking was attracting the wrath of the skull-remodelers.

"Mostly I just want to get these clothes up close and personal with an incinerator, and possibly any layers of skin that have ever touched them." He looked down at his shirt, which was the bright yellow Twinkie one he'd put on yestreday morning. "Except I'll have to wash the shirt at least; can't burn a present."

He rubbed at his hair, which took absolutely no notice of the action, remaining in wild half-flattened disarray. He totally did have the Apple Logo imprinted on his cheek, too.

"I -- was there vodka? I remember something people were calling vodka..."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that can't be good." She got to her feet and held out a hand, smiling at the Apple logo. "Let's go back to our room. You'll feel much better after some coffee and aspirin."