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To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: Helloooooooo...

Dear Mr. Noncommunicaty: What's up? Did your friends get any use out of the stuff I sent you on Rita Skeeter? How are those classes you're so very much more than passing, pardon me while I point and laugh¹? Have you licked the frog this week? Inquiring minds want to know.

Love, Willow

¹ P.S. In a loving way, of course OMG! And have I mentioned SATs recently? In the last five minutes, hmm?

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To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: re: Helloooooooo...

Dear Willow:

I forwarded the wand enhancement info to people who are insane, brilliant, lack self-preservation skills when it comes to Skeeter, and are fond of fire. They're working on it. I fear for her, if by fear you mean 'glee.'

Classes, pardon me while I stick my tongue out in a totally loving way? Little dead lately (landsharks aside). I'm not seeing where Bridge is missing much while he's on vacation "learning experience" in space.

We did get to make pumpkin chuckers in Shop, which was kind of awesome, but overall? Space wins.

I had lunch with Cally (she was my homecoming date; I tell you zis, yes?) on Wednesday. That was nice; hadn't caught up with her in a while. I got written on by an insane crayon that seemed to think I'm a Magic 8-ball, but finding out there's a girlkissy poll going on? Tooootally makes up for any and all stray waxmarks. Trust me.

And then I got invited to a tea party free cookies by my little sib, so even though I'm not usually a tea party free cookies kind of guy, I was sort of contractually obligated to
go, or she'd make the cute lobster noises at me again. I did not wear a hat. At all.

Other than that? Well, there was a ghost in the Common Room last night, Logan turned into a bunny again, and my sure thing for Easter kinda fell through, so it's probably a good thing I didn't actually know I had a sure thing for Easter. Shockingly, I'll live -- and I'm not dyeing eggs with Archie Kennedy, OMGWTFParker.

So... pretty boring week around here, really. Almost like something's missing. Must be the lack of zombie invasions.

Gadzooks, I just actually wrote that. *knocks on any piece of wood I can find, ZOMG*

...Okay, I know you're not actually Rory, despite your eerie similarities, but no, NOT dirty.

love,
Xander

P.S. I know someone who's skipping classes to be in Space. Have I mentioned that recently, like in the last five minutes, hmm? ... </Big Giant Geek>
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To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: re: Helloooooooo...

Dear Xander:

So that was a yes on the frog, then.

love,
Willow

P.S. ...Girlkissy?
P.P.S. Cally? *eyebrow*
P.P.P.S. I haven't forgotten about the going to hell thing, you know. You are going to tell me.

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Dear Willow:

Proof that yes, I actually did retain something from computer programming class:
10 Print "I did not lick the frog. "
20 Goto 10

I have been drinking a lot of coffee lately, though. Maybe that's interfering with your mad Xander-translation skillz?

love,
Xander

P.S. Mmmm. Girlkissy niiiiiice.
P.P.S. There is no eyebrow. There is only Cally+Anders=OTP!1!! Which will not stop me voting for her in the girlkissy poll.
P.P.P.S. Wanna bet?