There was a part of Xander that desperately wanted to ask who Blair did talk to about bra stuff, then, but he figured there was your standard game of Bilk The Freshmen, and there was just plain mean.

"I don't think my mom ever protested anything," Xander said, sliding the Twinkie drawer shut again and reducing the ambient golden light in the room by about 70%. "Except maybe getting Great Grandma Harris' fruit-cake three Christmases in a row in the White Elephant gift exchange. The same fruitcake."