Xander winced. "I'm not really into fruitcake. The third year, she gave up, brought it home with us, and made me and my dad eat it."

He blinked. "You know, I'm not entirely sure what she did. Worked as an office manager for a while when I was little, and now she...plays a lot of cards with women named Mitzi and Sharla."


Makes shit up at will because canon says nothing, man. Nothing.