Room 406, Saturday Morning

[soldtoarmenians]

Or, Xander Harris and the Inbox of Doooom

Viagra spam yawn.

Invitation from Jake to go buy a couch...um. Okay. possibly. Despite... almost complete lack of money. But hey, birthdays coming up liek whoa.

E-mail from Willow, oh crap.

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: *POKE* *POKE* love, Willow

....*headdesk*

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* ...hi? love, Xander

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! ~Willow

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* You said I had til Saturday! ~Xander

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* It IS Saturday!!!! ~Willow

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* ...Oh. The...uh. Time just flew by? ~Xander

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* Spill. Now. Date. Clearly you're still alive, and you *seem* unpossessed... How did it go? Love, Your BFF with the broom

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* It...went? love, Xander

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* Right. *gases up broom to fly over and hold you upside-down over a... do you guys have a lake?* Love, Your BFF with the broom and the ability to turn you into a three-toed sloth

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* Duck pond. Your broom so doesn't run on gas. love, Your BFF who, due to Skeeter, is surprisingly less fearful of animal transformation than you might imagine.

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* It runs on frustration with frustrating BFFS, so it should get me over an ocean and a couple of dimensions, no problem. Details, NOW. Love, Your BFF with the broom, wand, complete details on the Teeny Little Superguy Underoos story, and ability to hack your entire school's e-mail system if I have to.

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* It went...well? love, Xander

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* That's...not details. But better. Like, well enough that it'll happen again? Love, Your BFF with see previous e-mails for non-rescinded threats

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* ...you could say that, yes. love, Your BFF who is totally going offline now so further threats would so be a waste of your time and dignity at this juncture.

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: re: *POKE* Threats... on hold. At least the ones to *you.* So... this person, does she have a *name*? And, say, an e-mail address? To which I could send a nice, polite, chatty letter wherein I explain that I wish you all the best, tell her your favorite ice cream flavors, and never mention underoos at all? Love, Your BFF with no ulterior motives whatsoever.

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKE* NO! love, Your BFF who is totally offline.

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*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

[Open for roomination! Or other visitation, as long as it's before the afternoon when Misadventure Yay is occurring.]