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To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: re: Ms. Ahahahaha

Dear Xander:

Sorry I didn't answer sooner! I ended up spending the night in my friend's room over in the other tower. We were [delete key] working on this album project for class. Like a scrapbook thing.

I didn't realize Skeeter was actually messing with people there or I wouldn't have teased you for so long. Here's what I know about her: she used to work for the Daily Prophet, which is the big wizard newspaper around here. She didn't exactly have the best reputation even back then - 'exaggeration' would be a nice way of putting what she used to write about people, and I got that first-hand from some of the people she wrote about. She didn't really care who she hurt with it, either; it wasn't like she just targeted people who deserved it. I attached a couple of her articles.

She quit suddenly in 1995, though. (Which was only three years ago here, for reasons I have yet to understand - you've got the time thing going the other way, right?) I get the feeling from the giggling when I asked that some of my friends here had something to do with it, but they won't tell me exactly what - something about protecting people's privacy even if she wouldn't. They did say to warn you and your friends there that she's got sneaky and weird ways of getting information, so be careful.

In terms of stuff that would embarrass her? Well, we've got the time thing going on, so I don't know if this already happened to your version or will in the future, but the last time anybody heard about her around here? She was writing ads for -- I kid you not -- wand enhancement in the back of Playwizard magazine. And there's one that seems to be about questionable herbalistic steroids for rare magical pets, but I'm told with many snickers that it's a euphemism.

..... yes, attached.

love,
Willow

attachments:
article1.doc
article2.doc
makemymonsterGROW.jpg

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To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: re: Ms. Ahahahaha

P.S. I am pleased you are not going to Hell. You will eventually tell me the context for that. Whether or not threats to repeat the Teeny Tiny Superguy underoos story are involved is, of course, entirely up to you.

love,
Willow
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Xander stared at the first e-mail for a few seconds as he sat at his desk, then a wide grin spread over his face. Quickly, he forwarded it to Isabel, Rory, John, Callisto, and... who else. Krycek was probably pissed at her for the same reasons Cal was, yis. Sendinate. Yay.