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Okay, so Xander only had one final, 5th & 6th period. But it was the big Art final that he gave up on studying for. Probably good, that, since it turned out that the test was to really fake steal some fake art. Xander teamed up with Jake, Angela, Bridge, and Krycek, learned things about Bridge that he did not know before and possibly never wanted to know, but possibly not and wandered over to totally steal OMG not steal The Scream. Hopefully with style.

Later in Music 201, which Xander is not in, there were shenanigans of a heist-like variety too, but Xander knows nothing about that.

Well, not much. Really. O:-)

I-club E-mail from Veronica; Bel has yet another plan to be foiled by those meddling kids.
Creature Languages. KITTY!
ZOMG not a Twinkie Thief!

Xander, wearing one of his presents from Nadia and having just consumed... most of the other, and while the shirt was tasty, the Twinkies are kind of sparse with the coverage, even with added duct tape, stared at the box, and almost, almost, found himself scowling at Twinkie the Kid.

Between his regular supply, and Shop, and any commando raids he might or might not have been making to anybody's class who habitually provided sugary goodness for his students, and the apparently ongoing supply of guilt-pastries from his roomie...

Dear God, was it actually possible he was getting sick of junk food?

Xander felt his forehead, but it didn't seem to be hot...

After selling Crichton some Twinkies in Shop first one's free, little boy..., and learning about personal shields in Magical Theory, in the evening Xander headed off, with a bit of 'Why the hell did I sign up for this again? It's not like I'm seeing anyone' to the Boys Only Valentine's Day Stragetic Session.

{Locked to Blair, but ok to overhear}

Xander licked his lips as he finished his...sixth? No, seventh, Twinkie of the morning. And possibly found himself humming, "Just call me Twinkie of the morning, baby....." as he bounced around his room, collecting Twinkie wrappers from his Jeremiah-shaped (but not as interestingly colored) trash can, his desk drawer, his bedside table, the floor behind the mini-fridge¹, and even the one he'd been using as a bookmark in From Outer Space by Jose Chung. (Which was interesting reading, but bitch, plz. Aliens? In New Mexico? Everybody knew those gray things were really Skreelath demons.)

He divided them into two large piles, dumping one of those into an empty Twinkie box, and the other into a plastic shopping bag from the Emporium.

Then he bounced a little more.

It might've been eight Twinkies. Or nine. He'd needed to look like he'd really been collecting wrappers, after all, and he'd grabbed a bunch from Professor Ted's classroom.

Then he made a call to Blair, and waited.

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¹{Which the player did not just extract from her ass; it's what was in the box Xander was carrying in this post; he just never got around to unpacking it before the scene ended.}