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Xander licked his lips as he finished his...sixth? No, seventh, Twinkie of the morning. And possibly found himself humming, "Just call me Twinkie of the morning, baby....." as he bounced around his room, collecting Twinkie wrappers from his Jeremiah-shaped (but not as interestingly colored) trash can, his desk drawer, his bedside table, the floor behind the mini-fridge1, and even the one he'd been using as a bookmark in From Outer Space by Jose Chung. (Which was interesting reading, but bitch, plz. Aliens? In New Mexico? Everybody knew those gray things were really Skreelath demons.)
He divided them into two large piles, dumping one of those into an empty Twinkie box, and the other into a plastic shopping bag from the Emporium.
Then he bounced a little more.
It might've been eight Twinkies. Or nine. He'd needed to look like he'd really been collecting wrappers, after all, and he'd grabbed a bunch from Professor Ted's classroom.
Then he made a call to Blair, and waited.
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1{Which the player did not just extract from her ass; it's what was in the box Xander was carrying in this post; he just never got around to unpacking it before the scene ended.}
Xander licked his lips as he finished his...sixth? No, seventh, Twinkie of the morning. And possibly found himself humming, "Just call me Twinkie of the morning, baby....." as he bounced around his room, collecting Twinkie wrappers from his Jeremiah-shaped (but not as interestingly colored) trash can, his desk drawer, his bedside table, the floor behind the mini-fridge1, and even the one he'd been using as a bookmark in From Outer Space by Jose Chung. (Which was interesting reading, but bitch, plz. Aliens? In New Mexico? Everybody knew those gray things were really Skreelath demons.)
He divided them into two large piles, dumping one of those into an empty Twinkie box, and the other into a plastic shopping bag from the Emporium.
Then he bounced a little more.
It might've been eight Twinkies. Or nine. He'd needed to look like he'd really been collecting wrappers, after all, and he'd grabbed a bunch from Professor Ted's classroom.
Then he made a call to Blair, and waited.
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1{Which the player did not just extract from her ass; it's what was in the box Xander was carrying in this post; he just never got around to unpacking it before the scene ended.}
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Date: 2006-01-13 09:36 pm (UTC)He had the stick with the sock tied to the end, but he needed more than just one twinkie wrapper to keep him, and anyone else who showed up to protest, safe.
Blair's hands full of posters, petition copys and the sock-stick, he just stood outside of Xander's door and stared for a minute.
"Um Dude? Hello?
Dances with preservatives?"no subject
Date: 2006-01-13 09:47 pm (UTC)"Hey." He pointed at the stick. "Good choice - long enough to keep 'em out of range. Second most common newbie mistake ever is a too-short sock stick."
He backed into the room and made an obviously clear path for Blair to come in, but didn't actually say the words.
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Date: 2006-01-13 09:53 pm (UTC)Blair shifted his arm slightly to show a piece of lined paper sticking out. "You signed the petition yet? It's to save the gremlins from being exterminated."
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Date: 2006-01-13 10:11 pm (UTC)two minutes agoearlier." Xander took the petition from him anyway, though, and set it on his desk. One less thing for the poor guy to drop. "Um, you need some help rearranging any of that?" He waved a hand at Blair's collected burdens.no subject
Date: 2006-01-13 10:20 pm (UTC)He shifted his backpack a little and the stacks of posters threatened to topple over. He tried to grab the posters and his sock-stick made a break for freedom. Gripping his stick harder, he looked at Xander. "Help would be good."
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Date: 2006-01-13 10:31 pm (UTC)________________________________________
[For player's OCD sanity because everything must be linked OMG: Xander totally signed the petition hours ago. Yeah. Or at least I meant him to and never had time...]
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Date: 2006-01-13 10:38 pm (UTC)Blair glanced at the bag and smiled. "Canvas, man. Very earth-friendly!"
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Date: 2006-01-13 10:50 pm (UTC)"Yup. Purple frog. Don't worry, your sock-stick's still working; he's not a hallucination. He's just...purple." Xander bounced (but not as bouncily as Blair) over to Jeremiah, and flipped open the door in the top of the tank to drop a couple of Reptomin sticks in.
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Date: 2006-01-13 10:58 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-01-13 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-13 11:37 pm (UTC)Blair looked around aimlessly for a second and then took a deep breath. "So, do you have those twinkies?" Blair paused and then bounced guiltily. "Wrappers! Twinkie wrappers!"
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Date: 2006-01-13 11:50 pm (UTC)He reached for the plastic grocery bag full of wrappers. "Filled up a bag for you from my stash," he said, flipping a hand toward the twinkie box on his desk shelf, which was open nugh to show that it contained not Twinkies, but an abundance of wrappers, primed to pop up almost like a Kleenex box when you reached for one.
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Date: 2006-01-13 11:56 pm (UTC)Blair blushed and licked his lips slightly. "Well, if, you know, you have one, like, um." Pause. Bounce. "I'dloveatwinkieplease"
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Date: 2006-01-14 12:28 am (UTC)"Dude. Not a problem."
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Date: 2006-01-14 12:36 am (UTC)as the golden light of the twinkies spilled into the room, bringing with them a heavenly chorusas he stared into the drawer.He looked up at Xander and back down at the twinkies several times before reaching for one. "You, are like my hero, man." Blair held the twinkie carefully and smiled happily at Xander.
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Date: 2006-01-14 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-14 05:26 pm (UTC)Blair unwrapped his twinkie and stuffed the wrapper into his pocket. Before he took a bite he looked at Xander, "Aren't you going to have one?"
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Date: 2006-01-14 10:46 pm (UTC)But.... Twinkies!
Plus if he didn't, Blair seemed likely to take that addiction crack seriously, and that idea was just ridiculous. Pfft. He could quit anytime.
Which was why he was unwrapping another. To show that he could quit anytime.
"Absolutely!"
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Date: 2006-01-15 03:38 am (UTC)Blair licked the bottom of the twinkie first, before devoring the rest quickly.
He smiled up at Xander contentedly.
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Date: 2006-01-15 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 04:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 04:47 am (UTC)You could tell Xander had been on the streets for a while, he'd become jaded, hard and way too comfortable with things that would make grown men cringe.Blair's voice was almost reverant. "No choking. Got ya"
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Date: 2006-01-15 04:54 am (UTC)He swallowed. "Also, those raspberry-creme filled ones? They tell you they are Twinkies, but they LIE. Evil incarnate. Do not eat."
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Date: 2006-01-15 05:01 am (UTC)Blair's fingers twitched and he looked back down at the drawer. "So...um...Xander...I'm heading down to protest the establishments killing of the gremlins with a sit-in. Do you want to come?"
ooc: which you totally can't because it's already happened but don't you wish you could be socially responsible like me??
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Date: 2006-01-15 05:06 am (UTC)Xander glanced at the clock on his desk. "Not that I wouldn't love to, uh, burn some bras or draft cards or something to help, but I've got class fifth and sixth period. It's probably a little early in the semester to be ditching it."
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Date: 2006-01-15 05:12 am (UTC)He squinted at Xander and whispered, "Are you wearing one right now?"
ooc:Up with people!
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Date: 2006-01-15 05:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 05:49 am (UTC)"A bra, man!"
[ooc:*dead from icon*]
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Date: 2006-01-15 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 06:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-15 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-16 01:28 am (UTC)"I don't think my mom ever protested anything," Xander said, sliding the Twinkie drawer shut again
and reducing the ambient golden light in the room by about 70%. "Except maybe getting Great Grandma Harris' fruit-cake three Christmases in a row in the White Elephant gift exchange. The same fruitcake."no subject
Date: 2006-01-16 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-16 02:05 am (UTC)He blinked. "You know, I'm not entirely sure what she did. Worked as an office manager for a while when I was little, and now she...plays a lot of cards with women named Mitzi and Sharla."
Makes shit up at will because canon says nothing, man. Nothing.no subject
Date: 2006-01-16 02:19 am (UTC)Blair shook the bag of twinkie wrappers happily. "Thanks for this man, it should be really helpful for everybody who comes for the sit-in."
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Date: 2006-01-16 02:28 am (UTC){*sends Blair off, all unknowing of how tragically ineffective it's all going to be, WOE*}
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Date: 2006-01-16 03:31 am (UTC)"You're a good man, Xander. Thanks!" Blair turned and headed out the door.
[ooc: Do you feel guilty for sending him off to sit there for hours with little twinkie-wrappers-of-mockery stuffed in his clothes while he tries to do good? Well? Do you?]
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Date: 2006-01-16 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-16 03:53 am (UTC)OOC
Date: 2006-01-13 09:49 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-01-13 10:09 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-01-13 10:55 pm (UTC)omgrepostedcorrectlyeven
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Date: 2006-01-13 11:01 pm (UTC)Yeah! Mini-fridge! Can we share? *Buys next box of doughnuts*
Jose Chung? *Thinks of the girly scream and dies*
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Date: 2006-01-13 11:25 pm (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-01-14 12:19 am (UTC)It's not immediately apparent, but if you look carefully, hidden inside some of those yogurt cups is a secret stash of chocolate pudding.
Re: OOC
Date: 2006-01-14 08:24 am (UTC)Re: OOC
Date: 2006-01-14 07:50 pm (UTC)