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willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE* See subject line. love, Willow

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKEPOKEPOKE* What? I totally fulfilled your details-by-Saturday extortion. What more do you want from me, woman? love, Xander P.S. By the way, Cordy's back; she fell out of the ceiling.

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE* That was then; this is now. Since it's clearly impossible to pry more than one piece of information out of you at a time, my new solution is this: you will give me one detail per day, or I will come over there and shake you like a shaken thing til they all fall out. love, Willow P.S. That's...nice? I...guess?

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKEPOKEPOKE* They sell the good, *magic*, crack at your school, don't they. love, Xander P.S. But will you hold me like a someone broken afterwards?

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE* Xander, do you remember when you bet me that I wouldn't do the thing with the thing and the thing? The *pink* thing? And ok, so I threw up, and yes, on your shoes, but the pink, you do remember the pink, yes? Because I will so totally do the pink again, and this time no yarking. It's the magic crack; it gives me unnaturally elevated self-confidence. Daily detail, now. love, Willow P.S. NO. OMG. WTF.

xander.harris@ fandomhigh.net

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net Subject: re: *POKEPOKEPOKE* ...Fine. We're going to Prom. fear of the pink, not so much with the love, Xander P.S. Sigh. Never mind. It's a Fandom thing. You wouldn't understand.

willow.rosenberg@ hogwarts.ac.uk

To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk Subject: *POKEPOKEPOKE* See, now that's a detail! And there will be more tomorrow, or Thing. Of the Pink. I'm just sayin'. love, Willow P.S. And you say *my* school is on crack???