It comes in a package clearly labeled "Not a sneaky linkdrop"

[soldtoarmenians]

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: Chock Full O' Details

Pick one. Heck, pick two. Mix n' match.

1. Our Shop teacher gives us breakfast, because this school rocks, unlike your school which is on crack.
   
   
2. Our school has Ms. Calendar. Aaaand okay, Ms. Skeeter, but she came from where you are so that's your fault. Somehow.
   
   
3. Aaaaand, okay, expensive prom tickets. I'm looking for a way to blame that on your school, but haven't found one yet.
   
   
4. Sophomore.
   

~Xander
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To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: re: Chock Full O' Details

....you suck. No fair telling before I poke!

~Willow
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To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: re: Chock Full O' Details

*wins, muahaha*

~Xander