E-mail, evening of Jan 21st

To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: re: re: re: Muppet chickens R Us

> But how do you know they're muppet chickens, as opposed to the regular kind?

Their cock...comb thingies are made of felt. Plus they have visible stitching.

Meanwhile? We have a new security guy, after the big white balloon thing took off. He's a Mountie. Red suit and everything; I kid you not. (No, I have no idea why you wouldn't believe the Mountie after the female roommate and the muppet chickens.) Very polite. He climbed out our window to rescue somebody on the floor below us.

I like his hat.

~Xander

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{ooc: No, you didn't miss intervening e-mails. It's just a random sneak-peak because player is tired of lame narration.}

Room 406, Middle of the Frakking Night

Xander was having that stupid dream about the penguins in the bus station again. Only this time they had detonators strapped to their backs, and there was a bear in a mountie hat trying to defuse them, one by one.

Somewhere in the distance, one of the penguins exploded.

He muttered, "Serves you right for boycotting the Ice Capades" aloud, then buried his head under his pillow again.