Room 406, Middle of the Frakking Night

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Xander was having that stupid dream about the penguins in the bus station again. Only this time they had detonators strapped to their backs, and there was a bear in a mountie hat trying to defuse them, one by one.

Somewhere in the distance, one of the penguins exploded.

He muttered, "Serves you right for boycotting the Ice Capades" aloud, then buried his head under his pillow again.