E-mailyness (Thursday morning)

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To: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
From: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
Subject: WTFery, INC.


So first of all, there's a new girl who says she's Buffy's sister, from some dimension where Buffy has a sister.

Then Tuesday night I met you, only not-you. Now granted this is not a new thing, because there was a completely different not-you here for like... five minutes, last semester, but the arm-smacking and the yelling at me for not telling her I'm gay -- which I'm not, WTF -- was new.

Not so new yesterday morning when Bridge and I met her in the non-cool common room and she was still on the same page. Though you'll be happy to know the instinct to threaten people I'm dating seems to be transuniversal.

And last night Cordy came out of wherever she's been hiding and has apparently totally missed radio for the last... ever, since she didn't know about Bridge and me. And then I met another Xander - at least this one's just somebody else with the same name, though. Who, um, comes from a town built over a hellmouth. And...has brown hair and brown eyes. His accent's cooler, though. But I have the cutest boyfriend. I win.

It's sad when the most normal part of my day is talking to Parker about tent-elves and Scoobying 101.

love,
Xander

P.S. Do me a memory check here - when exactly did I start dating Cordelia?
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To: xander.harris@fandomhigh.net
From: willow.rosenberg@hogwarts.ac.uk
Subject: re: WTFery, INC.

So... you're *not* gay now? I'm...confused. Does Bridge know this?

love, Willow

P.S. Right about the time you lost your mind?


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