soldtoarmenians: (twinkie)
soldtoarmenians ([personal profile] soldtoarmenians) wrote2006-01-13 04:12 pm

Room 406, Friday the 13th (ooooooh) during 4th period

{Locked to Blair, but ok to overhear}

Xander licked his lips as he finished his...sixth? No, seventh, Twinkie of the morning. And possibly found himself humming, "Just call me Twinkie of the morning, baby....." as he bounced around his room, collecting Twinkie wrappers from his Jeremiah-shaped (but not as interestingly colored) trash can, his desk drawer, his bedside table, the floor behind the mini-fridge1, and even the one he'd been using as a bookmark in From Outer Space by Jose Chung. (Which was interesting reading, but bitch, plz. Aliens? In New Mexico? Everybody knew those gray things were really Skreelath demons.)

He divided them into two large piles, dumping one of those into an empty Twinkie box, and the other into a plastic shopping bag from the Emporium.

Then he bounced a little more.

It might've been eight Twinkies. Or nine. He'd needed to look like he'd really been collecting wrappers, after all, and he'd grabbed a bunch from Professor Ted's classroom.

Then he made a call to Blair, and waited.

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1{Which the player did not just extract from her ass; it's what was in the box Xander was carrying in this post; he just never got around to unpacking it before the scene ended.}

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-01-13 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair walked down the hall, stopping to hang posters for gremlin rights along the wall. He was just heading down to the command center for the sit-in but he had luckily caught Xander's message before he had left.

He had the stick with the sock tied to the end, but he needed more than just one twinkie wrapper to keep him, and anyone else who showed up to protest, safe.

Blair's hands full of posters, petition copys and the sock-stick, he just stood outside of Xander's door and stared for a minute.

"Um Dude? Hello? Dances with preservatives?"