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We had to write about our predictions for the student elections, for Journalism. Then we got to gossip. For credit! I may love this teacher. I also may have said something about sleeping with Faith. Uh, someone else sleeping with Faith. That I heard about. Somewhere.


Hit Study Hall and... um. Marty was apparently bitten by a gremlin. Either that or he just likes to pretend to be a woman. Which, hey, who doesn't?
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{since this turned into F2F type conversation in the comments, assume the door to Xander's room was open while he typed}


Journalism 101 homework

Just so I have a place to stash it where somebody can't get entrails on it...

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Vampires do not make good roommates for humans. First, because humans are the vampire's (un)natural food source; humans do not make good roommates for a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for the same reason. Second, because vampires are assholes, and when you point out the food thing, sneer at you and act like they'd never stoop so low as to eat you. Right. Third, because vampires are major assholes and drip blood from unidentified sources on your homework while chortling obnoxiously over it, and then you have to rewrite the last reason because you can't read the old one anymore.

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Hmm. You know, I may turn that in to Ms. Connor with my request for dorm transfer...
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When Giles told us they were transferring the Sunnydale High students out to other schools so whatever the Mayor was going to turn into on Graduation Day didn't have anything to chow down on? It seemed like a pretty rootin' tootin' idea. He never mentioned they meant schools in other dimensions. Then I get here, and guess who else is here? As a student. And it's not even the version I still don't trust but who at least doesn't eat choirboy and puppy omelettes for breakfast every day. It's the other one, without the soul.

And could I keep my mouth shut? Could I? Have I met me? And so, because God hates me [livejournal.com profile] principalconnor thinks she's funny, 'I hate him' must = 'I need to live with him'.

If moving in is one of those little pink Baskin-Robbins tastee spoons of what's to come? I want to switch it for the double-fudge ripple, please.

Kill me now. No, not you.

On the other hand, at least I'm not the only person who gets off on annoying Angel. (Not like that. Shut up.)

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