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Sept 12th, 2005 - 1
Sep. 12th, 2005 10:48 am{since this turned into F2F type conversation in the comments, assume the door to Xander's room was open while he typed}
Journalism 101 homework
Just so I have a place to stash it where somebody can't get entrails on it...
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Vampires do not make good roommates for humans. First, because humans are the vampire's (un)natural food source; humans do not make good roommates for a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for the same reason. Second, because vampires are assholes, and when you point out the food thing, sneer at you and act like they'd never stoop so low as to eat you. Right. Third, because vampires are major assholes and drip blood from unidentified sources on your homework while chortling obnoxiously over it, and then you have to rewrite the last reason because you can't read the old one anymore.
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Hmm. You know, I may turn that in to Ms. Connor with my request for dorm transfer...
Journalism 101 homework
Just so I have a place to stash it where somebody can't get entrails on it...
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Vampires do not make good roommates for humans. First, because humans are the vampire's (un)natural food source; humans do not make good roommates for a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for the same reason. Second, because vampires are assholes, and when you point out the food thing, sneer at you and act like they'd never stoop so low as to eat you. Right. Third, because vampires are major assholes and drip blood from unidentified sources on your homework while chortling obnoxiously over it, and then you have to rewrite the last reason because you can't read the old one anymore.
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Hmm. You know, I may turn that in to Ms. Connor with my request for dorm transfer...
