Sept 12th, 2005 - 1
Sep. 12th, 2005 10:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
soldtoarmenians{since this turned into F2F type conversation in the comments, assume the door to Xander's room was open while he typed}
Journalism 101 homework
Just so I have a place to stash it where somebody can't get entrails on it...
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Vampires do not make good roommates for humans. First, because humans are the vampire's (un)natural food source; humans do not make good roommates for a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for the same reason. Second, because vampires are assholes, and when you point out the food thing, sneer at you and act like they'd never stoop so low as to eat you. Right. Third, because vampires are major assholes and drip blood from unidentified sources on your homework while chortling obnoxiously over it, and then you have to rewrite the last reason because you can't read the old one anymore.
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Hmm. You know, I may turn that in to Ms. Connor with my request for dorm transfer...
Journalism 101 homework
Just so I have a place to stash it where somebody can't get entrails on it...
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Vampires do not make good roommates for humans. First, because humans are the vampire's (un)natural food source; humans do not make good roommates for a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for the same reason. Second, because vampires are assholes, and when you point out the food thing, sneer at you and act like they'd never stoop so low as to eat you. Right. Third, because vampires are major assholes and drip blood from unidentified sources on your homework while chortling obnoxiously over it, and then you have to rewrite the last reason because you can't read the old one anymore.
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Hmm. You know, I may turn that in to Ms. Connor with my request for dorm transfer...
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Date: 2005-09-12 08:04 pm (UTC)God hates meshe is wise and all-knowing and I'm obviously going to learn a deep philosophical lesson from this experience.A girl! A girl who isn't Willow offered to let me sleep under the same roof as her!Your generous offer is definitely noted.no subject
Date: 2005-09-13 03:41 am (UTC)*looks amused* The offer stands as long as you need it.
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Date: 2005-09-13 02:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-13 03:09 pm (UTC)the typical bastardthe type.no subject
Date: 2005-09-13 06:15 pm (UTC)It might have something to do with a girl. But I'm totally over that. TOTALLY.--
[OOC - Nostalgia liek whoa! *misses Steele almost as much as she doesn't want to remember how bad those 80's hairdo's really were*]
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Date: 2005-09-14 04:52 am (UTC)