Sept 12th, 2005 - 1

[soldtoarmenians]

{since this turned into F2F type conversation in the comments, assume the door to Xander's room was open while he typed}


Journalism 101 homework

Just so I have a place to stash it where somebody can't get entrails on it...

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Vampires do not make good roommates for humans. First, because humans are the vampire's (un)natural food source; humans do not make good roommates for a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for the same reason. Second, because vampires are assholes, and when you point out the food thing, sneer at you and act like they'd never stoop so low as to eat you. Right. Third, because vampires are major assholes and drip blood from unidentified sources on your homework while chortling obnoxiously over it, and then you have to rewrite the last reason because you can't read the old one anymore.

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Hmm. You know, I may turn that in to Ms. Connor with my request for dorm transfer...

Comments

[soldtoarmenians]

*looks nervous, makes mental note that current version of roommate is not likely to save his ass this time*

Uh. Hi, Faith. How's it goin'?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Better than prision. Don't worry, I'm on good behavior.

Well, on less homicidal behavior, that is.
How've you been?

[soldtoarmenians]

Well, my living situation could be better. On the up-side, I'm not snake-food, so I can't complain too much.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Not that you being eaten by Dick is necessarially a bad thing, of course Oh yeah, so that went well for you guys? Kinda?

[soldtoarmenians]

I'm so totally not hearing any sentence that has me, eating, and dick in it, ever ever ever la la la see my hands over my ears We kinda transferred the entire student body to other schools, so there wasn't any graduation. Means I have to take senior year over again, but still preferring that to being Mayor-kibble.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Don't even act like you're not secretly loving sharing a room with tall, dark, and brooding That sucks. I'm not really here intentionally either, but it doesn't seem that bad. Yet.

[soldtoarmenians]

I'm NOT secretly loving... Wait, that doesn't need strikethrough. I wouldn't be loving it even if he was the brooding one, but this is the leather pants guy. The real leather pants guy, not the fake-you-out-and-punch-Xander-to-make-it-look-real one. Inviting him in if you don't have to? Not the best move. Not that you can't handle him, but god help the clueless non-Slayer types.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Yeah, there should probably be some sort of warning sign. Has this one hit you yet? Or am I going to have to hang around to see it?

[soldtoarmenians]

I think he's too cowed by Principal Buffer-Than-Buffy to do anything as obvious as coldcocking me.

*bangs head against the wall* I totally didn't just say that.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

Feelings only get more strong as you hold them in.
Although maybe Angelus? Not the best choice for a man.

[soldtoarmenians]

The only feelings I have for Angelus can be expressed with a nice hard sharp pointy thing, and a Hoover upright with that little upholstery attachment for cleaning vampires out of your couch.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

*rolls eyes* Ok, fine, I'll pretend to believe you on this one.
So, how have you not been moved out of here yet? I mean, between the mutual ''hatred'' and the recent spot of violence and all.

[soldtoarmenians]

God hates me?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

If by 'god' you mean 'Principal Connor' and by 'hates' you mean 'couldn't care less about', then yeah, I think you're right.